my baby brother was really upset so
he was crying
until he realized he was taking selfies on my laptop
The last one tho
(via recheez-it from thirlwingz)
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But mom how am I suppose to buy drugs with a gift card
(via aslongaswebelieve from jordancatalanos-deactivated2013)
The Yahoo people actually coming to look at the site they want to buy
(via dont-be-that-person from theangelgabrieldidmyhair)
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Parents: Don't forget to make us proud
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
Friends: Don't forget to socialize
Teachers: Don't forget to get A's
Strangers: Don't forget to blend in
Opposite sex: Don't forget to look good
Society: Don't forget to be perfect
Tumblr: Fuck the world, they're peasants. At least you haven't murdered somebody today
Tumblr: But just in case you want to get away with it, here are some tips.
(via judgemeonlyifyoureperfect from xxshatteredglass)
(source: xxshatteredglass)
